Three Ways To Become A Very Mysterious Person

1. Start talking in third person. It confuses the people you want to confuse and intrigues the people you want to intrigue. Either way, they won't want to mess with you. Case in point: Jimmy talks in third person and Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.

2. Set your watch alarm to go off every day at an arbitrary time. When people ask what the alarm is for, either shrug and ask, "What alarm?" or tell them it would be unlawful for you to say. Your response—to this question or any other—should be completely deadpan. Don't go Jimmy Fallon on us.

3. Trenchcoats, people.