Three Ways To Fool People Into Thinking You Know Good Design

1. Take everything off the walls in your home, paint them white and completely SPAZZ OUT whenever someone comes close to touching them.

2. Have strong opinions about colors. Do not defend or support them in anyway. Rather, wear one color and wear it all the time.

3. Throw these words and phrases into your everyday vernacular. (Learning their meanings is optional):
-"how postmodern"
-"an interesting concept"

-"very well executed"
-"lovely composition"

-"simple, almost as great as helvetica"

And when in doubt, sigh and say that it still "feels cluttered."